How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

The cats of America are under siege! Gone are the days when a cat’s biggest worries were baths or mean dogs. Today’s felines face satanists, online predators, post-apocalyptic survival, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

For over forty years, the American Association of Patriots has guided cat owners through these challenging times. Written in a witty Q&A format, this book addresses questions like:

• “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?”
• “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?”
• “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”

Our nation—and our cats—face a critical moment. With the knowledge in this book, you can prepare your feline companions for modern life’s perils and help make cats—and America—great again!