Effin' Birds 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar 

Effin’ Birds 2026 Page-A-Day® Calendar

Get ready for the ultimate avian swear-a-thon! Each weekly page of this hilarious calendar pairs vintage bird artwork with expletive-laden sayings, perfect for bird lovers with a sense of humor. Combined weekend pages let you create your own funny captions. Laugh (and swear!) all year long!

Features

• No single-use plastic
• Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Back of weekend pages feature fill-in-the-blank “Create Your Own Effin’ Birds”
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings